Sunday, May 11, 2014

COUNTDOWN TO THE WORLD CUP – 1. England

The Midfield Pairing That Never Works (And Might Still Get One Last Go)


England have put their faith in the combination of Gerrard and Lampard at every tournament since the 2002 World Cup. GET THE MEMO. It doesn't work. It's dreamy FIFA managing, get over it. 


But Gerrard can do that. So he's cool. However, Lampard is so far past his best it's not even funny. England should instead look at Jordan Henderson, who if not for the ludicrous rule that lets Hazard contend for it every year (granted this year will be his first win) would have Young Player of the Year locked up, or at least be up against Sterling for it. That, combined with his chemistry with Gerrard clearly shown this year, should make him a starter in the World Cup, especially given that Jack Wilshere probably won't be fit in time to start in their opener against Italy on June 14th. 

The Right Midfield Conundrum



There's such a ridiculous amount of winger options, not just at Right Mid, especially now that Walcott is injured, but on the left too. Any combination of Adam Lallana, Raheem Sterling, Danny Welbeck, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Andros Townsend, Ashley Young (lol jk), others... even Ross Barkley can play in an attacking midfield role if Hodgson decides to go that way. 

Personally I'd probably go with Lallana and Welbeck, but that's unfair to Ox and Sterling. It really depends on the tactical approach Hodgson decides to go with. If he wants to dominate possession and put pressure on the opponent, Welbeck and Lallana are the right choices. If he wants pace, it's Oxlade and Welbeck, maybe Sterling. Tough choice here. 


The Out of Form (And Possibly Injured) Leading Man

Wayne Rooney hasn't properly turned up at an international tournament since the 2004 European Championship. While he's still probably the only World-Class player left in the England Squad, he really has something to prove here. If he gets injured again, or shows up out of form, Hodgson needs to have the balls to drop him. I hope he does well, though. 

The "Goalkeeper"

Joe Hart. Jesus. He's been in the doghouse for close to 2 years now. He may have looked good in the last couple of weeks of the Premier League season, but the Citizens' defense tightened up so much down the stretch, that even Joe Hart quipped that fighting his way through the City supporters who stormed the pitch was "the most work I've done in the last month." Forster might be a better choice. Either one will have to earn it, in any case. 

Put The Dans Together


Sturridge
Sturridge doesn't need to be talked up, he's been fantastic this season. 


Welbeck
Welbeck, on the other hand, catches a lot of stick, but his England performances deserve a lot better. 8 goals in 21 appearances doesn't seem like a lot, but if you only take his stats since Euro 2012 (which you maybe ought to), he's got 6 in 15 appearances, while playing on the left wing for most of those. It's also important to remember his chemistry with Rooney, who'll be on the pitch one way or another. 

Unfortunately the only way this partnership will happen will be if Hodgson has the balls to play 3 attackers, which he probably doesn't. 

Formation

As he's a classical English manager, the only formations that should be expected are either that 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 hybrid or a classic 4-4-2, like:



World Cup Prediction – 
I'd rank them as late top-10 in the world, like #9 or #10, but despite all the question marks, England still have a classy squad. However, they've been given a nightmare of a group to try to qualify through to the knockout stages from. I think they have it in them to pull it off, and then after that they have some chance of making at maybe the Quarterfinal, 2nd round definitely for me. 







Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Little bit of fixture analysis

Chelsea – 73 points
April 19 – vs Sunderland (Home)
  • Chelsea already showed their hubris against bottomfeeders last month in their shit performance away to Palace, and Sunderland DESPERATELY need points.
  • However, they'll hopefully have learned from their mistake and will go into the game at Anfield still 2 points off Liverpool.
  • I'm gonna go with a comfortable Chelsea win here, 2-0.

April 22 – vs Atlético (Away)
  • The way this game goes will decide the rest of their season. If they lose away they'll need to do something in the return leg (duh). 
  • I predict a score draw, 1-1.

April 27 – vs Liverpool (Away)
  • This game. Mourinho is superior to Rodgers, but their squads are just about equal, slightly edging in Chelsea's favor. However, Liverpool will have the edge of an extra 2 days' rest and tactical focus, with no other games to worry about. I expect a repeat of last year. 2-2.

April 30 – vs Atlético (Home) 
  • After losing to Liverpool, Mourinho will throw all of his focus into this. 1-0. Courtois will be amazing.

May 4 – vs Norwich (Home) 
  • See: Liverpool-Norwich. 3-0

May 11 – vs Cardiff (Away)
  • Cardiff are going into this either needing a win or already being out. Honestly, I think they'll go into this uncertain, but Chelsea will beat them anyway. Sorry Ole. 2-1.

Liverpool – 75 points
April 20 – vs Norwich (Away)
  • This game's a cake-walk, Norwich fucking suck (and they're going down, mark my words). 4-0, and another barrage of shameless pandering posts from goal.com, 101greatgoals, and the rest of the "neutrals" who think Gerrard's owed something and that Suarez won't try to fuck off to Madrid this summer. Fuck off. 

April 27 – vs Chelsea (Home) 2-2
May 5 – vs Crystal Palace (Away)
  • The proverbial banana peel. Palace might nick this. 0-1.
May 11 – vs Newcastle (Home)

  • Newcastle don't give a shit, no reason to risk injury for all of their World Cup hopefuls. 3-0



Chelsea 83 points
Liverpool 82 points

According to my prediction, this one is gonna go down to the final whistle just like the City-United race of 2 years ago... Should be fun.

Predictions are just that though; speculation. So sit back and enjoy. 

3 Points – April 17, 2014

1. City are done.

Though they've obviously got 3rd locked down, they'll see this season as a major disappointment after only winning the League Cup, especially after all the promise they were showing in February. Bad defending (and bad goalkeeping) has been their undoing. Can't really blame Kompany for not playing well, but City were so unlucky against Liverpool.



 Against Sunderland, however, Wickham took advantage of terrible defending for the first goal, then beat Hart at his near post for the second. That's not how a champion defends. They now rely on Chelsea and Liverpool both dropping at least 4 points apiece in the remaining fixtures (whilst winning all of theirs as well), and I don't see that happening. However, stranger things have happened (as City fans are well aware).

2. Joe Hart needs to get his head out of his ass ASAP

The streakiest player I've ever seen, possibly. He's only ever in amazing form (like his performance at the Bernabeu last season) or in terrible form (see this week against Liverpool and Sunderland for example). This man is Hodgson's uncontested #1 Choice (which Fraser Forster SHOULD have something to say about, but doesn't), and he needs to show up in Brazil or England are going straight down.

Have you seen this man?

3. Chelsea vs. Liverpool is going to be MASSIVE (obviously)
*Note shameless anti-Liverpool bias*

I'd like to hear something from AG or Bons on this, but I think Liverpool have it wrapped up. Let's look at the remaining fixtures for each side, and I'll identify the "nasty" fixtures with (**) –

Chelsea 
Sunderland (home) **
Atletico (away) **
Liverpool (away) **
Atletico (home) **
Norwich (home)
Cardiff (away) **

Liverpool
Norwich (away)
Chelsea (home) **
Crystal Palace (away) **
Newcastle (home)
Chelsea clearly have more to worry about, as they're still in two competitions. Liverpool have the luxury of having less to deal with. No excuses though, for me, it's what they get paid to do. Both managers are going to be focused till the final whistle. It's gonna take a hell of a job from both sides and City still have the most minuscule of chances to still snatch it from under both of their noses. 

... 

Okay, *Liverpool hatred goggles off*. Gerrard looks desperate to win the title. He sees a chance with everyone having off years, and it looks like the only chance he'll ever have at it. I don't see that kind of determination (or leadership) from anyone at Chelsea. Liverpool are far more focused and are going to win the title. Excuse me while I go puke. 



Sunday, April 13, 2014

3 Points – April 13, 2014 – AJ


1. Liverpool were lucky
Get me on a plane to Vegas with Brendan Rodgers, because Liverpool were really fucking lucky today. 
  • Yaya Toure limped off after 20 minutes. The guy that could still win the Player of the Year award (him or Suarez for me; different story for a different day) leaves the game after 20 minutes. Nightmare. They were already 1-0 up, and City were without Agüero... this made the job so much easier for Liverpool. Not to mention, he was replaced by Javi Garcia, the most useless midfielder I've ever seen, and I've seen Anderson.
  • Joe Hart was utter shit today. Actually, just in general he's utter shit, but today it was more obvious than usual because Kompany was also bad. I put it to you that Sterling's goal would not have happened against any other keeper in the Premier League. Except for maybe Szczeszcscezcezceceny(spellcheck), who's also prone to going out into no man's land to stop an attack. Of course if it was him, he would've gotten sent off after karate kicking Sterling. So there's that. 
  • Kompany was uncharacteristically bad. He was the one marking Skrtel when he put them 2-0 up, and his ridiculous mistake led to Coutinho's winner. Bad performance from the captain. 
  • Suarez really pushed the limit for getting sent off. After an early caution, Suarez had to toe the line, but then he didn't. After earlier talking back to the referee (to no punishment whatsoever), he then dove on a play where Demichelis missed him by at least 3 feet. #Clattenburg
Seems like Liverpool's goals almost...shouldn't have happened.
Now, obviously as a United fan it makes me sick to my core to see these two teams fighting for the title. I've seen plenty of lucky shit benefit my team, but whatever. Well played I suppose? Was it really though? 

2. Munich don't care about the league anymore and it's going to come back to bite them
Munich have absolutely taken their foot off the gas. 


Look at Klopp's face. LOOK AT IT. Anyway, if Munich keep this up they're gonna get mauled by Madrid and Dortmund again when they meet in the DFB Pokal (after they beat Köln and Wolfsburg, respectively.)

3. Matagawa needs to keep happening
Okay, so... the season's over for us. Rooney needs to be rested for the World Cup amid injury concerns... So, it's the perfect time to play Mata and Kagawa in behind Hernandez and watch the magic happen. Those two are crucial to our attacking plans next year (along with Griezmann or Reus? Please?) and now's as good a time as ever to make that happen. Hey, if we win the rest of our games and Everton and Arsenal both fuck it up we could even finish 4th. Long shot. 

Thursday, March 27, 2014

3 Points – March 27 – AJ

ed note: this section was the initial idea behind this blog...now it's finally happening. basically each writer will preview the articles they plan on writing that week (or something like that). quality journalism here. and organization, too. 

1. The Title is City's To Lose... Or is it?
First, let's take a look at the EPL table –

Pos
Team
PldWDLGFGAGDPtsQualification or relegation
1Chelsea3121646223+39692014–15 UEFA Champions League group stage
2Liverpool3121558439+4568
3Manchester City2921357927+5266
(thanks wikipedia)

On paper, the title is easily City's to lose. Only 3 points (haha) behind table toppers City and with 2 more games to play? Easy math.They have a possible 27 points to still earn, whereas Chelsea and Liverpool have only 21. Even if all 3 teams win all of their remaining matches (which they can't as they're playing each other), City will win at a canter. But football's never that simple.

Let's look at each team's individual run-in now:



Standout Games:
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace and Cardiff (a): A wounded team is a scary team. No one would have predicted Wigan to go undefeated for their last 10 or so games 2 years ago, but they did. Crystal Palace have a strong defensive approach thanks to Tony Pulis, so they're a tough nut to crack away. Chelsea should probably still walk away with this one, in my opinion. Cardiff will be equally difficult, but only if there's still a chance of them staying up. If they're out, they won't care and Chelsea will win like 4-0.

Chelsea vs Liverpool (a): This one could be a title decider if City capitulates. Massive fixture at Anfield, following Chelsea's narrow victory over the Liverpool (sorry) at Stamford Bridge around New Year's.

I think Chelsea will win all of their remaining games, except the Liverpool game at Anfield, which will be decided by the difference in quality between SAS and BET. lol. Let's make BET a thing.
Tottenham (h) : LOL JK

Liverpool vs Man City (h): This is the real title decider (sorry Chelsea fans). I think it'll end in a draw, but Anfield has been an absolute fortress this year. Liverpool could take it right here. I'll fucking lose my lunch, but it could happen.

Man City vs Arsenal (a): This could be the banana peel for City. Let's take a moment and LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF at the Arsenal fans that thought this would be the title decider for them back in October. I fucking told you. Anyway, if Wenger gets his defense right, this could be a draw at best, in my opinion. However, if Arsenal win they can be considered title challengers at least until their Everton game.

Man City vs So'ton (h): Another one that could slip up City, but I think they have the quality to pull through.

Predictions:
City really has it in their hands. If they avoid defeat in their next two fixtures against Arsenal and So'ton, a loss to Liverpool will leave them still in first by their massive goal difference. Liverpool also have it to lose, but only in the sense that they absolutely must beat both Chelsea and City to win it. Squeaky bum time.


2. Real United Fans Will Keep Their Bitching About 'The Chosen One' To Themselves

I feel like all the Moyes bitching is just giving the ABUs ammunition. Only a delusional fan would've expected us to even get slightly close to last season with the squad he inherited. I think his tactics could improve. I don't necessarily think he is definitely staying next year (if he really has lost the dressing room), but if he does, I think he needs a lot more time and to bring in his own players. Having a renewed squad and not having Europe next season will give him some sort of advantage and he could prove some doubters wrong. If we fire a manager after one bad year we'd just be pulling a Chelsea, which is not how football should be done. If we say, wait till next year, we're just being a Liverpool. If we buy 10 players this summer we'll be pulling a City. Gotta make a choice.

If Moyes still has no improvement come February, let him be replaced by Ole or Giggs. Just my opinion


3. Everton Are Sneaking Up On Arsenal
I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet cause I don't want to jinx it, BUT...

Everton are mighty close to Arsenal, and they're meeting right after Arsenal drops points to Citeh...

We shall see...