AJ: World Cup Draw Dress Rehearsal – FIFA, You Fucking Jinxed It

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  Group A: Brazil, France, Italy, Australia

  Group B: Uruguay, Nigeria, USA, Croatia

  Group C: Argentina, Ghana, Costa Rica, Russia

  Group D: Switzerland, Chile, Japan, Greece

  Group E: Spain, Ivory Coast, South Korea, England

  Group F: Colombia, Cameroon, Honduras, Netherlands

  Group G: Germany, Ecuador, Iran, Portugal

  Group H: Belgium, Algeria, Mexico, Bosnia
• As you can see, the USA (and Japan) were handed the kind of group that we've been praying for to see our nations progress although USA would get destroyed by either Brazil or Italy after they got through their respective groups.
• Japan, on the other hand, would probably win their group then have most likely Russia to face, which would be no problem. 
• So, yeah. Fuck you, FIFA.